Friday, June 11, 2010

Swearing In: Hunger Out.

As baby, Hippo want to be ballerina dancer but Hippo later join noble cause of fighting hunger. Hippo ask why no child ever dream of becoming politician? Because parents think something wrong and take them to doctor. Even after many injections, some children become politicians. Hippo feel they have good intentions. But hunger have other idea.

Hippo say politicians good. But it their hunger that bad. Hippo say look, hunger make them also eat cow fodder but not human food. It also leave bad taste in many mouths. Some politician similar to cows. They greedily bite more, and chew later. But Hippo say if you eat right, you never do bad things.

Hippo say hunger is root of all evil.

So Hippo suggest this new oath for ministers where they not go hungry. Hippo hope it pass in both houses and also kitchen.

“I promise to fulfill my duty and my tummy. I also promise to attend all three sessions and eat three meal every day. I always carry more snacks and share it with my fellow ministers and from other states also. I no blame weather or Martians for SENSEX see-saw. Now everything passing only over my table, especially mouthwatering ration. I pledge this to my nation.”

Monday, June 7, 2010

Size ZERO, Hunger ONE

Hippo say Hippo brand ambassador of two-two thing: Hippo munchies and also World Bye-Bye Hunger Rally (WBBHR). So, Hippo invited to attend world fashion tour for social cause.

Hippo say Hippo there see new colour, design, dress material and also meet new people. But one thing Hippo not like about world fashion tour is wherever it go, hunger also go.

Hippo say these days hunger become so smart you not realise it be there. But hunger forget that Hippo not foolish.

Hippo say hunger dress up as wardrobe malfunction and attend all fashion shows.

Hippo say in all fashion show, there at least be one time when model’s dress slip and fall from her body. (Hippo say Mamma Hippo also read this, so Hippo not tell everything in detail.) Then models feel very shy, cry and also fight with tailor for not making proper dress.
But Hippo say it not tailor fault. It model fault only. They make body very small. So, even proper size dress fall down like hula-hoop fall if not done properly.

Hippo say when model not eat and become size zero, hunger take advantage. It hunger that do wardrobe malfunction and create controversy. Then people be divided on it and start fighting. Hippo say thank God, Hippo notice it.

Hippo say again it not tailor fault but model fault only. Hippo tell how. Hippo one night have dinner with models. Hippo notice their silly eating habit. One model get burger but throw cutlet and eat only bread because cutlet fried. One model drink lot of water before eating so she eat less. One model so bad she keep smoking all time, also dinner time. So, Hippo still suggest she have smoked chicken. But she rudely tell Hippo, “very funny.” Hippo feel bad. But Hippo think she only hungry.

Hippo’s favourite be this one model who by mistake have white bread not brown bread. Then she put wrong end of fork in her throat and throw up to take out food. Hippo say all models also stare at Hippo and make Hippo feel conscious about Hippo diet. So, Hippo parcel food and eat later.

Hippo say hunger is root of all evil.

So, Hippo request all lovely models don’t be stick figures. Hippo say eat and instead give hunger stick. Hippo say otherwise you only tell what point of having show for social cause if hunger also be there.

Hippo say to models you not only models but role models also for many children. If you not eat even they not eat. If they not eat then more hunger. Then more evil. Then more war. Then more fashion show for world peace. Then more models go hungry. Look, hunger now become big, bad circle.

So, Hippo say please make promise that you get size more. Then hunger in this world be there no more.