Hippo say it like doing Mexican wave at stadium when wave three stands away from where you sit; or like photo frame with garland and no late Grandpa Hippo photo inside; or like Hippo hiding behind nothing when Hippo play hide-n-seek; or like Grandma Hippo wearing toothless dentures, ho ho!
Hippo say that exactly how the doorless doorframe outside all public place like mall, movie hall, airport and railway station is.
So, one fine day Hippo get irritate standing in long queue and ask security uncle. What purpose these doorless doorframe serve. Hippo think they total waste because they not fixed in wall but either before or after main gate.
Security uncle laugh and tell Hippo it called, “METAL DETECTOR.” And it effectivley detect gun and bomb bad people carry inside.
Hippo say Hippo respect that doorless doorframe made for national security. But Hippo have few concern over it. Hippo ask if it effective then why security uncles frisk you again with electronic ticklers? Ho ho! Thinking of it only make Hippo laugh. Hippo also not like when Mamma Hippo have to go lady section. Hippo get scared of getting lost and not being spotted in crowded place. Hippo say security uncles not even check bag properly. Sometime Hippo shy to show that Hippo carry soft toy in bag, so Hippo get away by saying it only lunch case. Hippo then feel relieved but also feel angry with security.
Hippo say probably doorless doorframe work, but Hippo also suggest one option. And it also save time, timber and national treasure. Hippo suggest instead of keeping doorless doorframes, security people should give food to people on that spot.
Hippo say hunger is root of all evil.
Only hungry people get bad bomb, bad gun, bad phone, in mall, airport, and railway station. So, if they eat they not be hungry and then surrender bad things to security people and that place and world be better place.
Hippo say it difficult but Hippo at least try.
And before Hippo conclude Hippo want to say only one thing to you, “MY NAME HIPPO AND HIPPO NOT HUNGRY.”
Hippo say did you know that on average every human and hippo spend 3 hour outside mall waiting to go through doorless doorframes.
A little tough to read initially but once you get the hang of it, Hippo raise many valid point. Hippo trying to be cute, successfully.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Hippo blog be more fun if Hippo put his photo with security uncle. Or Mamma Hippo.
I Say Hippo is right. Hippo we are with you for fight against HUNGER
ReplyDeleteEvery time I read Hippo's tweets, I wished to read more coz of Hippo's unique lingo.. I'm glad the blog post is out so that I can read & read more of Hippo now!! Keep it goin!! & btw, nice initiative!!
ReplyDeleteLester say Hippo speaks with courage and honesty. Lester also say Hippo is the cutest mascot EVER. And finally Lester want to say only one thing to Hippo, "I wuv you!"
ReplyDeleteToo much cuteness stuffed into you! Awesomeness..Thy Name is Hippo! :D
ReplyDeleteHippo strikes again. This time on blog. Hippo, I say use these platforms to raise awareness abt this universal evil & spread ideas as how to curb this menace. I say, Hippo can do it.
ReplyDeleteHippo have as much cuteness in his writing as his size. Good going Hippo. Waiting to see Hippo write more. Spread more joy.
ReplyDeleteI think Hippo get stuck in Metal Detector and make this blog an outlet for misdirected rage.
ReplyDeleteHippo has many mouths to feed
ReplyDeleteAnd miles to go before he sleeps
And miles to go before he sleeps.
Hippo, I wuv you! :D
ReplyDeleteawezum. zimbly awezum.
ReplyDeleteHippo choice of blogging platform very unhippo-like. Real hippos use wordpress. Cleaner, better looking themes
ReplyDeleteLil Dex say Hippo very cute. Lil Dex also say Hippo doing very good work. Lil Dex always ready to help Hippo fight hunger.
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